Let’s talk about greens for a minute. Hearty greens, like mustard greens, collard greens, turnip greens, and sure, kale too. These are some of the few vegetables that actually benefit from what would normally be considered over cooking. Simmering these vegetables low and slow makes them become soft, drab green, and honestly pretty ugly. But guess what? They taste soooo good!
As the greens simmer they become super tender, the bitterness mellows, and they take on almost rich flavor. Usually mustard greens, collard greens, and other hearty greens are cooked with some sort of salted pork, but I really didn’t feel like buying any more meat, so I made this batch vegetarian. I tossed in a hefty spoonful of smoked paprika to make up for the smoky pork flavor, simmered them in vegetable broth for a extra depth, added a dash of sugar to balance the natural bitterness, and tossed in a pinch of red pepper flakes ‘cuz I love that kick! If you’re tempted to leave out the sugar, I’m going to have to plead with you not to do so on this one. It really makes a world of difference in the overall flavor. The end result is a buttery rich and tender green that you’ll want to eat by the forkful. (Just close your eyes if you don’t like the way they look.)
And if you’re worried about losing all the nutrients after cooking these greens for such a long time, fear not! Some nutrients, like fiber and minerals don’t get “cooked out.” So, these delicious greens are still full of good for you iron, calcium, and plenty of roughage.
Vegetarian Mustard Greens
- 1 Tbsp olive oil ($0.16)
- 1 yellow onion ($0.37)
- 2 cloves garlic ($0.16)
- 2 cups vegetable broth* ($0.26)
- 1 lb fresh mustard greens, stemmed and cut ($2.99)
- 1/2 Tbsp smoked paprika ($0.15)
- 1/2 Tbsp sugar ($0.02)
- Freshly cracked pepper ($0.05)
- Pinch red pepper flakes (optional) ($0.05)
- If your mustard greens did not come pre-cut and with stems removed, run a sharp knife down the center of each leaf to remove the woody stems. Cut the remaining leaves into 2-inch strips. Rinse the cut leaves well in a colander.
- Slice the onion thinly and mince the garlic. Sauté the onion and garlic in a large pot over medium heat with the olive oil until the onions are soft (about 5 minutes). Add the vegetable broth and heat until steaming.
- Add the cut mustard greens, a couple handfuls at a time, stirring until wilted and there is room to add more to the pot. Once they're all mostly wilted, add the smoked paprika, sugar, some freshly cracked pepper, and a pinch of red pepper flakes, if desired.
- Place a lid on the pot, allow the broth to come to a simmer, then turn down to medium-low. Let the pot simmer for at least 30 minutes, or longer if desired. Taste the greens and adjust the salt, pepper, or sugar if needed (if your broth is low-sodium, you may want to add salt at this time). Serve the greens with a slotted spoon to leave the excess broth behind.
Vegetarian Mustard Greens
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I don’t know if this is only available in the south, but these massive bags of pre-cut mustard greens (they also have collard greens and kale) are super cheap and make preparation so easy. If you can find frozen mustard greens you can use those as well, although they are already partially cooked, so you mot likely will not need to simmer for 30 minutes. If you can only find fresh greens, remove the woody stems, then cut the leaves into 2-inch sections. Rinse the greens well in a colander.
Thinly slice one yellow onion and mince two cloves of garlic. Sauté the onion and garlic in a large pot over medium heat with 1 Tbsp olive oil until the onions are soft and transparent (about five minutes).
I use Better Than Bouillon soup base to make my broth because it’s inexpensive, you can make as much or as little as you need (unlike with cubes), and this little jar lasts just about forever in your fridge.
Add two cups of vegetable broth to the pot and heat it through until steaming.
Begin to add the greens to the pot. They probably won’t all fit at once, so add about 1/3 of the bag and stir until they wilt, then add more and repeat until it’s all in the pot and mostly wilted (like above). Then add 1/2 Tbsp smoked paprika, 1/2 Tbsp sugar, some freshly cracked pepper, and a pinch of red pepper flakes if you like a little heat.
Place a lid on the pot and and let the broth come to a simmer. Once it begins simmering, turn the heat down to medium-low and let it simmer (with the lid in place) for at least 30 minutes. I find that it takes at least 30 minutes to become nice and tender, but you can actually let them go for quite a while. They’ll get sweeter and more tender the longer they’re cooked. Taste the greens and adjust the salt, pepper, or sugar if desired (using a low sodium broth may warrant adding a little salt at the end).
Greens are one of my favorite things to order when going to a “southern” style restaurant because they just let them cook all day and they’re absolutely glorious after simmering all day.
Despite cooking for a long time, they’re still high in nutrients like fiber, iron, and calcium. So, get your greens on! :D
Because who doesn’t want to be awesome like Popeye?